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My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe Lyrics - The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse - Bonzo Dog Band

You who speak to me across the fence 

Of common sense 

How your tomato plant will win a prize, 

won't that be nice, 

And by the way, how's your wife? 

Your holidays were spent in Spain 

You went by train 

You'll go again 

 

Have you seen me bullfight poster on the wall? 

Do you know the appy memory it recalls? 

Here's a photograph of me and my son, Ted 

That's me cousin with his hanky on his head! 

We booked in at our otel just after two 

And met a family from Bradford that we knew 

 

Oooh, a melody! Burp! 

 

My pink half of the drainpipe 

Separates next door from me 

My pink half of the drainpipe 

Oh, Mama! 

Belongs to me 

 

Rodney's vain saxaphone solo, as promised 

 

My pink half of the drainpipe 

Semi-detach-ed, ah! 

My pink half of the drainpipe 

Oh, Mama! 

Belongs to moi 

 

I have a sister in Toronto who's a nurse 

And I've had a bit of bother laying turf 

It's life, not books, that taught me all I've learned 

Woop, in the b'oven my rice pudding's getting burned! 

Ere, have you seen the new attachment on me drill? 

I must have the cat put down, cause he's ill 

 

Hey, neighbour! 

 

My pink half of the drainpipe 

I may paint it blue 

My pink half of the drainpipe 

Keeps me safe from 

you! 

 

I'm a wobbly jelly, you're a pink blancmange 

I'm a sherry trifle, you're a chocolate sponge 

Your dad wears a paper hat, mine inflates balloons 

Whoops! Boodly boop! Pop! Here comes a spoon! 

 

My pink half of the drainpipe 

Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and 

every day to day event in all it's minute and tedious attention to 

detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though. Oh, 

who cares anyway because I do not so Norman, if you're normal, I intend to 

be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages 

and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from "Now We Are 

Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric 

head. 

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