Can Blue Men Sing The Whites Lyrics - The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse - Bonzo Dog Band

Oh Lord, wish my bed wasn't silken sheets so tight 

I got to keep my strength up got to do a show tonight 

I'll have a cup of coffee while I'm taking in the news 

No need to have a shave 'cause I'm gonna sing the blues 

Well, I think I'll get a massage, maybe lose a little fat 

So I'll have to go downtown in my brand new Cadillac 

My valet comes and dresses me, I light a big cigar 

Because I like to look like Nimrod when I'm riding in my car 

Can blue men sing the whites 

Or are they hypocrites for singing, woo, woo, wooh? 

And now it's getting near the time, I gotta make the scene 

I change out my dark gray mohair suit put on my dirty jeans 

The band comes round to pick me up, I holler, "Hello, boys" 

I gotta mess my hair up, I'm gonna make some noise brrr 

Can blue men sing the whites 

Or are they hypocrites for singing woo, woo, wooh? 

Oh Lord, somebody help me