Mr. Apollo Lyrics - The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse - Bonzo Dog Band

I have seen Mr. Apollo 

Uproot trees with his bare hands 

I have seen Mr. Apollo's 

Body building plans 

He's the strongest man 

The world has ever seen 

And if you take his courses 

He'll make you big and rough 

Oh and you can 

Beat up bullies till they cry 

"Oh lah, oh, crikey 

Let go, you rotter, don't punish me" 

When you're tough, you're very fit 

Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit 

You are so strong and proud of it 

Thanks to Mr. Apollo 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

He's the greatest 

Benefactor of mankind 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

That a healthy body 

Makes a healthy mind 

You know, you know 

He's the strongest man 

The world has ever seen 

And if you take his courses 

He'll make you big and rough 

Uh huh and uh, ha 

You can kick the sand right 

Back, in their faces 

Kick, ha ha ha ha ha ha 

When you're tough, you're very fit 

Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit 

You are so strong, and proud of it 

Thanks to Mr. Apollo 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

He's the greatest 

Benefactor of mankind 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

That a healthy body 

Makes a healthy mind 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

He's the greatest 

Benefactor of mankind 

Oh, yeah 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

That a healthy body 

Makes a healthy mind 

He can do it for you 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

He's the greatest 

Benefactor of mankind 

Follow Mr. Apollo 

Everybody knows 

That a healthy body 

Makes a healthy mind 

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