Turn Clyde Lyrics - Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang

Times new roman you know the type 

Calling me public enemy, but don't believe the hype 

Tough guy like the one in "star 80" wanna bait me 

Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me 

Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink 

Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a tiddlywink 

Know what I think? I think you might be darwin's missing link 

Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a shrinky dink 

Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit 

Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick 

How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? 

Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob 

I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord 

If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "academy awards" 

That's why I ran like a flock of seagulls why make-up like mary kay? 

You must've given up on hair plugs cause now you're going toupee 

All in all you're just another dick with no balls 

All in all you're just another dick with no balls 

Mama said talk this out and resolve 

Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve 

Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool 

Half with it half wit half finished high school 

Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered 

Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like em battered 

Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel 

Where's your brother daryl? where's your other brother daryl? 

Givin' me that macho man randy savage stare 

Wanna snap into a slim jim break my limbs but do I care? 

No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime 

I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time 

Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum 

Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum 

Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone 

When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone 

All in all you're just another dick with no balls 

All in all you're just another dick with no balls