Magna Cum Nada Lyrics - Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang

Why try? I'm that guy 

Holden Caulfield from 'Catcher In The Rye' 

Put away cause he wasn't all there 

Like a jigsaw puzzle, you might compare 

Me to him, not a liver but worst 

Been much better off as a still birth 

Big let down, unparalleled 

Like the last episode of 'Seinfeld' 

Or Jack Lemmon in 'Glengarry Glen Ross' 

'Pepsi Challenge', took it, lost 

Just fizzed out with my wires crossed 

Buttons pushed but never went off 

Like Martha I will self-destruct 

The name's Dunnstock, it's not Dumptruck 

Just cursed as fuck with no such luck 

My future plans include not much 

Never gonna be, never gonna be 

Never gonna, never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be, never gonna be 

Never gonna, never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be, never gonna be 

Never gonna, never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Always gonna be, always gonna be 

Always gonna, always gonna be 

Most likely to suck 

Wanna be a Ghostbuster 

First Black President, owner of 'Hustler' 

Got shot down like Larry Flynt 

Felt like shit like a bowel movement 

Have you seen my will to live? 

Because I seem to have lost it 

Love life? No, but Mom thinks I'm handsome 

Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom 

Feel like Jimmy Stewart, no one sees my Harvey 

'Toxic Shock Syndrome' gets more girls than me 

Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can 

See the future in the palm of my hand 

'Psychic Friends', Network loser 

Large phone bill in my very near future 

Dealt nothing and bluffing hard 

Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards 

Never gonna be, never gonna be 

Never gonna, never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be, never gonna be 

Never gonna, never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be, never gonna be 

Never gonna, never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Always gonna be, always gonna be 

Always gonna, always gonna be 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck