The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Lyrics - Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain 

I'm your biggest fan 

I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass? 

Write back as soon as you can 

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick 

I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time 

You've had a lotta dick, Chasey 

But you ain't had mine 

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain 

Ya never wrote me back 

How could I ever eat our ass 

When ya treat your biggest fan like that? 

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick 

I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time 

You've had a lotta dick, Chasey 

But you ain't had mine 

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain 

This letter is my last 

As your biggest fan I must demand 

You let me eat your ass 

You've had a lotta dick had a lotta dick 

I've had a lotta time had a lotta time 

You've had a lotta dick Chasey 

But you ain't had mine 

P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey 

Chasey this is my mom and dad 

Now show 'em them titties 

Now show 'em them titties 

P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey 

Chasey this is my mom and dad 

Now show 'em them titties 

Now show 'em them titties 

Would you fuck me for blow?