The Drugs Song Lyrics - Singles - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, 

Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, 

Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin 

& Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine 

There's Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide 

& Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide, 

Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide 

& if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide. 

There's Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline, 

Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine, 

Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol 

& if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol. 

There's Night Nurse & Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam, 

& Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam, 

Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin, 

& Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin 

There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine, 

& Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim, 

Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine 

& Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in. 

There's Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine, 

Potassium & Calcium & ev'ry kind of Vitamin, 

& Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin, 

& Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine. 

You must remember all these drugs 

The names of which you've learnt from me 

Or fuck 'em all & get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.