The Disney Song Lyrics - Singles - Adam Kay & Suman Biswas

A couple of weeks ago now 

The kids had a big surprise. 

They turned on the cartoon network 

And couldn't believe their eyes. 

The animals on the cartoons 

Have left the screens and escaped 

They wandered the streets and they had 

Adopted their natural states. 

Wasn't it grand? 

Wasn't it great? 

When the cartoons 

All went to assume 

Their natural state 

Mickey Mouse felt his vertebrae snap 

With his head caught in a trap, 

Eating the cheese 

And full of disease 

In his natural state. 

The day they just all discarded 

Their anthropomorphic ways. 

They burst out the TV sets and 

They changed the way they behaved. 

Ermintrude the Cow was sorry 

When back in her natural state, 

Cos Damien Hurst had sliced her 

And put her up in the Tate. 

Their natural state, 

Their natural state. 

Don't be upset 

But most of them met 

A grizzly fate. 

Bugs Bunny spent his very last day 

In laboratoire Garnier 

Feeling a bit cross 

Testing out lip gloss 

In his natural state. 

His natural state. 

And Earthworm Jim 

Found himself in 

A fisherman's bait. 

Peter Rabbit and his friends 

Got hit by Mercedes Benz 

Like Mr Toad 

Found dead on the road 

In his natural state. 

His natural state 

Some of our friends 

Met quite sticky ends 

On restaurant plates. 

Daffy Duck met the end to his days 

With an aromatic glaze, 

Nice crispy skin 

And topped with Hoi Sin 

In his natural state. 

They wound up beaten, 

Chopped up and eaten 

In their natural state. 

Each cartoon critter 

Cooked in a fritter; 

Each animation 

Fried up like bacon 

When the cartoons 

Went to assume 

Their natural state.