Cable Tv Lyrics - The Tv Album - Weird Al Yankovic

I used to think my life was so empty 

I used to think life was passin' me by 

Well, I was just about ready 

To curl up and die 

But then one day I got a visit 

From the cable company 

Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in 

And now I got cable TV 

And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean 

Midget wrestling on Channel Three 

It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em 

Yeah, but that's all right with me 

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I got cable TV 

(Cable TV) 

A cable TV 

(Cable TV) 

Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy 

I love my cable TV, yeah 

I love my cable TV 

I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network 

The news and weather from Peru 

I got celebrity hockey 

The Racketball Channel too 

Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta 

Mr. Wizard is on at five 

I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car 

So I can watch MTV while I drive 

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I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs 

The kind you just can't get for free 

Now I never wanna leave my apartment 

'Cause there's just so much for me to see 

On my cable TV 

(Cable TV) 

A cable TV 

(Cable TV) 

Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be 

Watchin' my cable TV, yeah 

Watchin' my cable TV 

'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah 

I love my cable TV 

My friends are gettin' kinda worried 

They think I'm turning into some kinda freak 

Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's 

Twenty-seven times this week 

On my cable TV 

(Cable TV) 

A cable TV 

(Cable TV) 

Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me 

I love my cable TV, yeah 

I love my cable TV 

Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah 

I need my cable TV 

Well, I love, I love my cable TV 

(TV) 

Got to have cable TV 

(TV) 

Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah 

(TV) 

Can't live without my cable TV 

Well, I said, got to have some cable TV 

(TV) 

I've got to have my cable TV 

I said cable TV, yeah 

(TV) 

Got to have cable TV 

(TV) 

(TV)