Talk Soup Lyrics - The Tv Album - Weird Al Yankovic

I dated Siamese twins 

I slept with Bigfoot, too 

Get me on Sally Jesse 

Put me on Donahue 

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it 

Right Now 

My dog's a narcoleptic 

My mom's a circus freak 

I gotta get a spot on 

Geraldo's show this week 

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it 

Right Now 

I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict 

Stripper born without a chin 

And I'm only comfortable talking about it 

When the whole wide world is listening in 

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Talk Soup... Talk Soup 

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 

My wife ran off with Elvis 

My boss shaved off my hair 

I've got a thing for poodles 

And rubber underwear 

And I wanna tell the world about it 

Right Now 

I had a close encounter 

I never chew my food 

I got eleven nose jobs 

I yodel in the nude 

And I wanna tell the world about it 

Right Now 

I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi 

Porno star, as you may have guessed 

And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better 

If you let me get this thing off my chest 

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Talk Soup... Talk Soup 

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 

I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac 

Albino go-go dancer, you see 

Nothin' so bad that I can't share it 

With a billion friends on national TV, whoa... 

I have no genitalia 

I sold my kids for cheese 

I love my blow up doll, so 

Bring out those cameras, please 

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it 

Right Now 

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me