Synchronicity Lyrics - Singles - Wainwright Loudon

Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed 

By the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed 

You actually seemed to like me and so naturally I presumed 

You were after that thing, it's the one thing, it's assumed 

So I wined and dined you, hey, I love that kind of stuff 

And we blabbed about our backgrounds, how family life is rough 

We spoke of what we dreamed of, what we thought of, what we did 

Midway through the second bottle I admitted I had kids 

But nothing seemed to throw you though I know you better now 

At the time my minor crime was figuring out how 

To get you in my hotel room unclothed and in my bed 

And proceed with the unspeakable, it's better left unsaid 

We went to see a friend of your and watch me on TV 

Sheer coincidence you said, synchronicity 

A full moon on a Friday night, the thirteenth of July 

A man and two women in a room and on the screen the guy 

Your friend, she liked me on the show, yeah she was snowed for sure 

Her body language got obscene, her demeanor less than pure 

You started venting something wearing spleen upon your sleeve 

You got sort of nervous, kind of anxious, had to leave 

You told me on the freeway that you didn't sleep with men 

I put two and two togetherand I asked about your friend 

It turns out she and though she loved my show 

She too preferred the fairer sexI absorbed the blow 

It turns out that you did like men but didn't like their things 

That hang down and all the hang-ups being with them always brings 

My brother is so practical; this is what he said: 

You should have asked if it was cool to watch them both in bed