I Wish I Was A Lesbian Lyrics - Singles - Wainwright Loudon

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. 

I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, 

And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo! 

I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero! 

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight. 

I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great. 

I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate. 

I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight! 

I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke. 

I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike! 

I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike. 

I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke! 

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung. 

It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung. 

Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue! 

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung! 

I DARE Casey Kasem to play this! 

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. 

I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, 

And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo 

(I hate that machis'mo!) 

I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!