If You Open Your Mind Too Much, Your Brain Will Fall Out (take My Wife) Lyrics - Singles - Tim Minchin

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single 

Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds 

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single 

Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict future events by interpreting celestial signs 

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single 

Homeopathic practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo 

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single 

Spiritual or religious person who has been able to prove either logically or empirically the existence of a higher power that has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife