My Alcoholic Friends Lyrics - Yes Virginia - The Dresden Dolls

I'm counting back 

The number of the steps 

It took for me to get 

Back on the wagon of the weekend 

I'll use the autotimer to prove that 

I got home with my imagination 

If they find the body in the basement 

"In the very house that she was raised in!" 

I'm taking down 

The number of the Times 

So when we get the sign 

From god I'll be the first to call them 

I'm taking back the number of the beast 

Cause 6 is not a pretty number 

8 or 3 are definitely better 

A is for the address on the letter 

To my alcoholic friends 

I'm trying hard 

Not to be ashamed 

Not to know the name 

Of who is waking up beside me 

Or the date, the season or the city 

But at least the ceilings very pretty 

And if you are holding it against me 

I'll be on my best behavior 

Taking shots for mother nature 

Once my fist is in the cupboard 

Love is never falling over 

Should I choose a noble occupation 

If I did I'd only show up late and 

Sick and they would stare at me with hatred 

Plus my only natural talent's wasted on my alcoholic friends 

My alcoholic friends