Mandy Goes To Med School Lyrics - Yes Virginia - The Dresden Dolls

I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger 

Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV 

Giddy as a gang banger with a set of sutures 

Where his Magic Johnson ought to be 

Yes, I'll tell you just the thing 

You need to be the next big thing 

Let's start in with a test of your intelligence 

And zest for the counter productive 

Up and down, and round about, and out the back 

And keep your mouth shut tight 

The lights are staying out but no sweat 

I've got aim like a mack truck 

Guess how many fingers? Okay 

Guess how many more I can fit there 

Guess right get the toaster but you know 

Miss, guessing gets you nowhere 

I've been baking cakes for the enemy 

I've been dying to find out the hard way 

I've been taking friends to the alleyway 

Two down now but who's counting anyway? 

Yes, I can do everything 

You need from out of my new SUV 

All my work is guaranteed 

To last the length of your recovery 

Put away those pliers, honey 

Trust me 'cause I know the options 

How about a nine month long vacation 

And a two foot coffin 

I've been getting up, close and intimate 

Some close calls but I'm getting into it 

In some states they say, you can burn for it 

But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it 

It's not a bad thing 

To get professional 

It's got a nice ring 

Mandy goes to med school 

And I've been taking tips from the government 

I've been getting damn good at hiding it 

Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it 

Two down now but who's gonna notice it? 

And if you show up and I am unavailable 

My partner Brian, would love to take care of you 

He is a nice man 

Thoroughly reliable 

He's in a rock band 

And he goes to med school 

Oh, he goes to med school 

Oh, oh, he goes to med school