Me & The Minibar Lyrics - Yes Virginia - The Dresden Dolls

Bring two prefix dinners up 

Ill unwrap the plastic cups 

It's just us, my love 

It's just us, my love 

I will make the room up nice 

Put your insides all on ice 

It was real, true love 

It was real, true love 

Close all the windows 

Put signs on the handles 

And strip down to my dun, dun, duns 

You have gone so far 

You have gone so far 

And tonight 

Its just me and the minibar 

Candles from the Walmart that 

Every city's got to have 

That I bought last night 

That I bought last night 

I was so excited to 

Do such normal things with you 

When you left last night 

With your toothbrush dry 

No such details will spoil my plan 

That is the kind of girl I am 

Ha, ha, ha 

Can you hear Room 318? 

Man, they're really happening 

They're a wild bunch 

They're a wild bunch 

But if they just knew 

What my night was coming to 

God, would they vomit and run? 

You have gone so far 

You have gone too far 

So tonight 

It's just me and the minibar 

Nobody else 

And I sing at the top of my lungs 

Happy birthday us 

Happy birthday us