I Wanna Rock You Hard This Xmas Lyrics - Ho: A Dan Band Christmas - The Dan Band

While the jingle bells are jinglin' 

And the snow begins to fall 

And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies 

Just across the hall 

I'm freaking 'bout what to get you 

Then it suddenly occurs to me 

The best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fuckin' tree! 

I wanna rock you hard this Christmas 

I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy 

We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas 

I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane 

I'm your little drummer boy 

While the eggnog is all noggy 

And the fireplace all a-glow 

While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below 

I hope you like my present 

It was way too big to wrap 

I'm gonna get naughty all over your body 

Come sit on Santa's lap! 

I wanna rock you hard this Christmas 

I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy 

We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas 

We'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane 

I'm your little drummer boy 

(C'mon!) 

We'll be slushin' like snow angels til the morning 

We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above 

We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney 

We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love 

But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll fuckin' say: 

Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas 

I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy 

So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas 

And the world will start rejoicing 

And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum) 

And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings 

And the seven pipers are piping 

The eight maids are milking in the snow 

And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Christmas ho, ho, ho... 

(ho ho ho ho ho) 

Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas! 

Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya! 

Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas! 

Deck the halls with your Christmas balls! 

Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!