Christmas Time In California Lyrics - Ho: A Dan Band Christmas - The Dan Band

Well, the snow ain't falling down 

Nobody bundled head to feet 

There's no children sledding snowball 

Frickin' fighting in the street 

There ain't no Christmas carolers singing 

Jolly winter songs 

It's just spray-tanned people 

Out sunbathing in their thongs 

Nobody with chestnut roasting 

No snowmen being made 

You can pray for some hot cocoa 

All you'll get is lemonade 

There ain't no snowflakes falling 

'Cause it's 85 degrees 

When it drops way down to 70 

People think they're gonna freeze 

And you're sweating half to death 

As you hang lights in the palm trees 

It's Christmas time in California 

Put on your sunscreen 

Christmas time in California 

Toasty, warm and green 

Take a sleigh ride to the beach 

Do snow angels in the sand 

'Cause it's Christmas Time in California 

You decorate your lawn 

With surfin' Santas made of lights 

You put the fake snow on the rooftop 

And scratch mosquito bites 

You cruise in your convertible 

Drive through the Taco Bell 

The lot next door has million dollar 

Christmas trees to sell 

And you buy a dried-up Douglas-fir 

Wnd wonder, "What the hell?" 

It's Christmas time in California 

Put on your sunscreen 

Christmas time in California 

Toasty, warm and green 

Take a sleigh ride to the beach 

Do snow angels in the sand 

'Cause it's Christmas time in California 

I don't wanna mow the lawn right now 

I wanna shovel snow 

I don't wanna any more damn sunshine 

I want 29 below 

I don't wanna wear a tank top 

'Cause my snow suit can't be beat 

I don't want these stupid flip flops 

I want moon boots on my feet 

I don't wanna go out swimming 

I'd rather be on skis 

I don't wanna be all toasty warm 

I'd rather frickin' freeze 

And if I spend another minute 

On the stupid 405 

I will drive my damn car off a cliff 

And burn my ass alive 

Maybe I should move away 

But the rest of the year is pretty okay 

So I'll suffer through another holiday 

It's Christmas time in California 

Put on your sunscreen 

Christmas time in California 

Toasty, warm and green 

Take a sleigh ride to the beach 

Do snow angels in the sand 

'Cause it's Christmas time in California