Get Drunk & Make Out Lyrics - Ho: A Dan Band Christmas - The Dan Band

Woman I love ya 

You know that I do 

How else can I say 

Happy Christmas to you 

My presents I know 

In the past have been lame 

But I'm not a good shopper 

I say it with shame 

This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall 

How bout we don't buy each other presents at all 

Hey why don't we both just get drunk 

And make out this Christmas? 

Yeah, I've tried really hard 

To nail your unique style 

But I see all the sorrow 

Through your polite smile 

Those sweaters and panties 

I've bought you before 

Still have tags connected 

Deep down in your drawer 

This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall 

How bout we don't buy each other presents at all 

Yeah why don't we both just get drunk 

And make out this Christmas? 

I wanna kiss you 

And hold you 

And touch you 

And tickle your fancy 

Til morning 

Now ain't that better 

Than some stupid gift card 

Or pants suit or earrings or perfume 

Or ugg boot or swatch watch 

I'll be romantic, light candles 

Get tantric, fill bathtubs with flowers 

Talk feelings for hours 

Then when it's time for some sexy flirtation 

We'll both get what we want 

Win win situation 

Happy Christmas to you 

This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall 

How bout we don't buy each other presents at all 

Yeah why don't we both just get drunk 

And make out this Christmas? 

Why don't we both just get drunk 

And make out this Christmas? 

Why don't we both just get drunk 

And make out this Christmas?