B.v.s. Lyrics - All You Can Eat - Steel Panther

Big vagina syndrome 

is becoming a common disease 

Ladies that have this affliction 

are never easy to please 

If you poke someone with B.V.S. 

there's not much you can do 

It's like filling the Lincoln tunnel 

with an Oscar Meyer weiner or two 

I won't rest till I do my best 

to rid the whole world of B.V.S. 

I won't rest till I do my best 

to rid the whole world of B.V.S. 

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Gonna do my best 

to rid the whole world 

of motherfucking B.V.S. 

B.V.S. is a bit like 

shooting hoops with a tennis ball 

It's easy to get it in there 

But it doesn't satisfy at all 

Well I'll do my best to make her come 

But my cock won't do the trick 

And I've got a full 5 inches 

and all the words of maserdee, yeah 

I won't rest till I do my best 

to rid the whole world of B.V.S. 

I won't rest till I do my best 

to rid the whole world of B.V.S. 

I'm gonna pass that test 

I'm gonna rid the world 

of that inflivious B.V.S.