Treat Her Like A Prostitute Lyrics - The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick - Slick Rick

Here's an oldie but goodie 

Hit it 

Excuse me 

What? 

Can I have your attention? 

Mn-hmm 

There's just a few things that I've got to mention (Uh-huh) 

There's girlies out here that seem appealing 

They'll come in your life and cold hurt your feelings 

I'm telling you 

As sure as Rick is my name 

I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same 

Treat 'em like a prostitute (Do What?) 

Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 

'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample 

Listen up close, here comes my first example 

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Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while 

Plans for the future, she's having your child 

Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts 

Tell all your friends about your family thoughts 

One friend was drunk so he starts to act wild 

He tells the truth about the kid 

It's not your child 

Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk 

He said, "Your wife went berserk while you was hard at work" 

And she led him on and tried to please him 

She didn't waste time, she didn't try to tease him 

Treat 'em like a prostitue (Do What?) 

Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well until 

you're sure of the scoop 

'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample 

Listen up close, here comes my second example 

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It's your wife 

You buy the tramp jewels and clothes 

You get sentimental and bring home a rose 

Give her everything 'cause you swear she's worth it 

All your friends tell you, "The bith dont' deserve it" 

Love is blind, so there goes your wealth 

Until one day, you see things for yourself 

Home from work early, Mr. Loverman 

You had a card and some candy in your right hand 

There's the mailman, he was short yet stout 

He went inside your house and didn't come back out 

Bust it 

Just a friendly stop, come on, is it? 

The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit? 

The thought alone makes your temperature boil 

You say to yourself, she might still be loyal 

You open up your door and stand in a trance 

You see the mailman's bag and the mailman's pants 

Came home to party 

from work had a hard day 

Look around your house and you say, "Where the fuck are they?" 

Run upstairs up to your bedroom 

You look inside your room, you see something brewin' 

Cover your mouth because you almost choke 

You see the mailman's dick way up your wife's throat 

Treat 'em like a prostitute (Mm-hmm) 

Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well until 

you're sure of the scoop 

'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample 

Listen up close, here comes my third example 

Now your girl, she don't like to have sex a lot 

Today she's ready and she's hot, hot, hot 

As you open up the door she says, "Get on the floor" 

She wants to try things she's never tried before 

She takes off your drawers and works you over 

She calls you Twinkles 

And you call her Rover 

Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill 

She says, "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will 

That's not the half 'til you start to ride her 

Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her 

It's not yours-who can it be? 

I think it was a slick rapper, his name is M.C. Ricky 

Treat 'em like a prostitute 

Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well 

Treat no girlie well, until you're sure of the scoop