Children's Story Lyrics - The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick - Slick Rick

Uncle Ricky, could you read us a bedtime story? 

Please, huh, please? 

Alright, you kids get to bed, I'll get the storybook 

Y'all tucked in? 

Here we go 

Once upon a time not long ago 

When people wore pajamas and lived life slow 

When laws were stern and justice stood 

And people were behavin' like they ought ta good 

There lived a lil' boy who was misled 

By another lil' boy and this is what he said: 

"Me and you, Ty, we gonna make some cash 

Robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash" 

They did the job, money came with ease 

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But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease 

He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha 

Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover 

The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic 

He said "Keep still, boy, no need for static" 

Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap 

But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped 

The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why did ya hit me?" 

The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney 

The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure 

"I'll do years if I pull this trigga" 

So he cold dashed and ran around the block 

Cop radioes it to another lady cop 

He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista 

A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her 

Looked around good and from expectations 

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So he decided he'd head for the subway stations 

But she was coming and he made a left 

He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath 

Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him 

Then he made his move to an abandoned building 

Ran up the stairs up to the top floor 

Opened up the door there, guess who he saw? 

Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope 

Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap 

He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!" 

The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun 

He went outside but there was cops all over 

Then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova 

Raced up the block doing 83 

Crashed into a tree near university 

Escaped alive though the car was battered 

Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered 

Ran out of bullets and still had static 

Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic 

Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead 

He told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead" 

Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong 

So he let the lady go and he starts to run on 

Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded 

Before long the lil' boy got surrounded 

He dropped the gun, so went the glory 

And this is the way I have to end this story 

He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream 

The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream 

This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh 

Just another case about the wrong path 

Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast 

1: Oh boy, that Uncle Ricky is really weird 

2: I know right what does he mean by 

"Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast" 

1: I don't know, I think he be crackin' it up or something 

2: Well, goodnight 

1: Goodnight