Lick The Balls Lyrics - The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick - Slick Rick

Excuse me, I'm trying to earn a mere buck or two 

A solemn rapper come in -- and who the fuck are you? 

Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur 

"I'm trying to enter in this rap contest you're havin sir" 

You're kinda late "Flat tire" Well that'd do it cuz 

Well alright, pay me now, and you'll be at the hub 

"I hope I don't mess up, or run out of breath, or even BRICK" 

Don't worry hon you're hittin em harder than a fuckin brick 

"But what do you think Van?" Please, no one can serve us 

"Wish me luck dear, I'm scared and I'm nervous" 

So who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls 

This one the DJ calls... lick the balls! 

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Now everytime I write dope raps they come vickin it 

Now you know the title of this, so start lickin it 

Lips kickin it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it 

So when you think you're prepared, I keep stickin it 

Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light 

Now who the one you're trying to be like with all your might 

And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race 

best give me space before I fly in they fuckin face 

Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods 

Don't worry about a thing cause Ricky Rick is bringin home the goods 

Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls 

This one the DJ calls... lick the balls! 

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Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like it's out of spite 

I'm back on a mission and this time I'm gonna anchor right 

That's right, ads help, he's improvin it 

"Thank gosh Rick! We love the way you're movin it" 

Who's hittin rough in eighty-eight I bet your momma knows 

Backslap you all down like I were dominoes 

Stun em all, come on y'all, give me a taste of life 

Act trife, I'll let my dog cold fuck ya wife 

So be my friend and don't pretend you will not be forgiven 

You're cleaning house up to the MASTER, that's how we both are livin 

So who will stands, who falls, who crowds the halls 

This one the DJ calls... lick the balls! 

GO Vance Wright! GO Rick! Look at the style we bring 

How come you cannot write a rap that will erase the king 

The girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slam 

Shit on motherfuckers and I tell them who the fuck I am 

My name is Rick, but now you know who's rulin it 

Pump the world and the DJ put the fuel in it 

Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word 

Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard 

I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of Puppy Chow 

You understand alright? Hello! I'm tryin to tell you now 

Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls 

This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!