Volvo Man Lyrics - Singles - Scared Weird Little Guys

I'm not a vicious person 

But you bet I know what's right 

I'm here to teach you how to drive 

To help you see the light 

I'll fix your driving problems 

No matter what they are 

You'll find out just what I mean 

When you drive behind my car 

I am what I am 

I am Volvo Man 

Drive in the fast lane 

30 km below the legal limit 

I'll beep my horn at a stationary car 

Even though theres no-one in it 

I have my lights on high beam 

Even though it is not dark 

I'll muck around, confuse you 

And then I'll take your park 

I am what I am 

I am Volvo Man 

I slow down at every intersection 

Regardless of the color of the lights 

There's airbags on the left hand side 

And there's airbags on the right 

I put my blinker on two minutes 

before I turn into a street 

My car alarm will sound all night 

If you come within 50 feet 

I am what I am 

I am Volvo Man