Mcdonalds Lyrics - Singles - Scared Weird Little Guys

I had an accident, which I won't explain 

I slept for nineteen years in a storm water drain 

To when I awoke it was two-thousand and ten 

I was feeling rather peckish when I woke up and then 

I went in search for my favourite place 

I was really looking forward to the 'good times, great taste,' 

Yes, I went to McDonald's looking for some fries 

When I walked in the store and to my surprise 

All the people in there had bloodshot eyes 

And track-marks on their arms and thighs 

I looked at the menu-board above my head 

I turned to this creep and I said, 

'I'll have a Big Smack and a quarter ouncer 

A diet cocaine and hash browns to go 

I'll have an ecstasy shake and an acid fudge sundae' 

'Will you be shooting up here 

Or tripping away, man?' 

I woke up and found it was only a dream 

I crawled out of the drain and I started to scream 

Because across the street was a McDonald's store 

I wondered inside, but it was worse that before 

Because the people in the all had tie-dyed jeans 

And long hair and guitars and you know what that means 

I looked up at the menu-board above my head 

I turned to this dude and I said, 

'I'll have a Big McLentil and a Quarter Beaner 

A tofu McShake and McChickpeas 

I'd like some buckwheat fries and a seaweed pie.' 

And if I ate all of that I'd probably fart till I die.