New Zealand Lyrics - Singles - Scared Weird Little Guys

Oh gove me 

Fufty-sex buts of fash and chips 

I hiven't said that since 

Nineteen fufty-sux 

That's a bit rich 

If you kuss me on the lops 

I'll hut you with my fust 

If you guve me the shuts 

Amen 

Real Lyrics: 

Oh give me 

Fifty-six bits of fish and chips 

I haven't said that since 

Nineteen fifty-six 

That's a bit rich 

If you kiss me on the lips 

I'll hit you with my fist 

If you give me the shits 

Amen