Dear Penis Lyrics - Singles - Rodney Carrington

This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis y'all 

Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore 

You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor 

Ohhhh dear penis, I don't like you anymore 

Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine 

That's all we needed to get by 

Now It seems things have changed, I think that you're the one to blame 

Dear penis I don't like you anymore 

He sings, dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore 

Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before 

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore 

Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship 

Come to terms truly how we feel 

If we put our heads together we could just stay home forever 

Dear penis, I think I like you after all 

Oh hey Rodney, while your shavin', shave my balls 

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