Rock Upon A Porch With You Lyrics - Singles - The Boy Least Likely To

I can keep canaries and 

cook on a camper stove 

eat baked beans with a spoon 

and smell of ginger beer 

I can potter into town 

and pick up your prescriptions 

and if you're ever sad I'll pull 

potatoes from your ears 

potatoes from your ears 

Someday when I'm older I will 

Rock upon a porch with you 

Rock upon a porch with you 

Remembering the stupid things 

we did when we were young 

A hard boiled egg and soldiers in a 

cafe with an ocean view 

sitting silently across from you 

sipping strawberry daiquiris and 

twiddling our thumbs 

till we grow old 

I just want to quietly 

collect up my cavalry 

Curl up into a little ball 

and plot my revenge 

and it might sound stupid but 

the saddest thing about growing up 

is that I will never think 

I'm spiderman again 

I'm spiderman again 

Someday when I'm older I will 

Rock upon a porch with you 

Rock upon a porch with you 

Remembering when I was young 

and I still had my own teeth 

and it's sad to think that 

there might still be 

dreams of ours that won't come true 

they probably never will come true 

and we'll regret the things we didn't do 

and suck on travel sweets till we grow old 

Someday when I'm older I will 

Rock upon a porch with you 

Rock upon a porch with you 

Remembering the price of Polos 

and the books we used to read 

'cause somehow after everything and 

everyone that we've been through 

I'm kind of looking forward to 

rocking back and forth with you 

on the front steps of our sweet retirement home