C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation Lyrics - Singles - Rodney Carrington

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through 

breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you 

she drove a 1973, chevy blazer 

and her legs & her armpits never seen a razor... 

she had curlers in her hair, window rolled down 

dip of snuff, spit on the ground 

drunk as i was that woman looked good to me... 

now i got this burnin sensation when i pee 

when im standin in a public bathroom 

people stop & take a look at me 

i got this burnin sensation when i pee 

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i got this burnin sensation when i pee. oh hay hay 

i got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me 

i got creepy crawly crabs crawlin all over me 

them itchy little bastards ya' just cant get 'em to leave 

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