Log Blues / Log Theme Lyrics - Singles - Ren & Stimpy

Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need 

the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn 

your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. 

There's French. 

French Sexy Girl: Allez-vien mon coo-coo! 

Annoncer: German. 

German Guy: Raspeduch, strudel. 

Annoncer: Spanish 

Mr. House: Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden slair! 

Announcer: Svenish 

Sven: I am a bearded lady. 

Announcer: And of course New York - ese 

New York: Hey, can't you see I'm walking? 

Announcer: Yes, log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now 

to your local store and be the first in your country to have the 

International Log. 

Singers 

What rolls down stairs, 

Alone or in pairs... 

Rolls over your neighbor's dog? 

What's great for a snack 

And fits on your back? 

It's Log! Log! Log! 

It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og 

It's big, it's heavy 

It's wood! 

It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og 

It's better than a bad 

It's good!!! 

French Girl: Tout le monde aime le Log! 

Sven: Yah. It's really fun. 

New Yorker: I got your Log righ here. 

Singers 

Everyone wants a... 

Everyone needs a... 

You're gonna love it 

Log. 

Mr. Horse: Yes sir, I like it!