Kilted Yaksmen Anthem Lyrics - Singles - Ren & Stimpy

Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen 

Our country reeks of trees 

Our yaks are really large 

And they smell like rotting beef carcasses 

And we have to clean up after them 

And our saddle sores are the best 

We proudly wear women's clothing 

And searing sand blows up our skirts 

And the buzzards, they soar overhead 

And poisonous snakes will devour us whole 

And our bones will bleach in the sun 

That's it 

And we will probably go to 

And that is our great reward 

For being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen 

C'mon everybody 

Our country reeks of trees 

Our yaks are really large 

And they smell like rotting beef carcasses 

And we have to clean up after them 

And our saddle sores are the best 

We proudly wear women's clothing 

And searing sand blows up our skirts 

And the buzzards, they soar overhead 

And poisonous snakes will devour us whole 

Our bones will bleach in the sun 

And we will probably go to 

And that is our great reward 

For being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen