Better Than No One Lyrics - Singles - Ren & Stimpy

Stimpy, what's all that racket about? 

I'm tap dancing Ren, pretty good, huh? 

It just sounds like noise to me 

And you look even more stupid than usual 

Oh, pshaw, tap dancing is fun Ren 

Why don't you join me? 

Oh no, I'm no idiot 

Oh, come on, no one will ever see you 

No way 

Just put on these shoes and move your feet 

Back off man, I can do it 

Now, don't you feel better? 

Hey, this is fun, you're right Stimpy 

I'm sorry, I'm all the time so mean to you 

Think nothing of it buddy 

Pal 

It's really great to have a chum 

Who's kind and caring and lots of fun 

He slaps me around when I feel blue 

Only a pal would do that for you 

His name is Ren 

And when it comes to a friend 

No one is better 

Your turn pal 

Okay, bud 

You idiot, if you're going to tap dance 

Do it on your own two feet 

Whoops 

He's really fat but I admit 

What's that Ren? 

He's not so dumb 

[Incomprehensible] 

For an idiot 

I hate the smell of his stinky litter box 

And when he fills with glue, my stay put socks 

He's lost his mind but when I'm in a [Incomprehensible] 

He's better than no one 

Would you comb my hair? 

With glee 

Would you shave my tongue? 

For free 

Would you [Incomprehensible] 

Whoopee 

You're the friend for me 

My friend to the end 

That's me, that's me 

Which I hope is soon 

He hopes is soon 

Has a head full of air 

A head full of air? 

Like a red balloon 

A balloon head, wow, what a great thing to be 

You always say the nicest things to me 

You're a fool 

But I think you're cool 

No one is better 

Would you tell me a story? 

No way 

Would you pick my nose? 

For pay 

Would you scratch my back? 

No 

Pluck my brows? 

No 

Clean my box? 

Lick my fur? 

Alright Stimpy, that's it 

I've had enough of your stupid questions 

The answer is no, no, I tell you 

A thousand times no 

Oh, just asking 

We're opposites by nature 

He's a dog and I'm a cat, I think 

But put us both together 

And we're a perfect match 

Shut up 

Yes sir 

I'm glad he's here to tell me what to do 

Oh, somebody's got to think for you 

You may be a dud but when I need a bud 

You're better than no one 

No one is better 

You're better than no one is better 

Than no one, no one is better