I Lost My Birth Certificate (at The D.m.v.) Lyrics - Singles - Philip Merrick

Had to renew my l.D. last Friday 

Stepped in the building with 6 points on me 

Gave my papers to the desk girl, Chloe 

I got outside and found to my dismay 

Chorus 

I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V. 

I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V. 

What'll I do? 

Oh, what'll I do? 

Where could it possibly be? 

I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V. 

Checked all my pockets at least twenty-one times 

Went back inside, thinking Chloe would know 

But it turned out she quit just minutes ago 

Had to get a new plan and do it in rhymes 

Chorus 

Checked every section that I could think of 

The bathroom, the tables, and under the chairs 

Even searched in the trash and found some guy's hair 

These lack of results gave my heart quite a shove 

Chorus 

Bridge 

Do I even exist anymore 

Anymore 

Anymore 

Anymore 

Dejectedly started walking away 

Heard a voice calling, who could it be 

Turned and saw Chloe running towards me 

She pulled a thing out that made my day 

So, I found my birth certificate at the D.M.V. 

I found my birth certificate at the D.M.V. 

But it has a piece of gum stuck to it 

And got smeared with lipstick a bit 

Is this stain just a cinnamon bun? 

I guess I should just get a new one 

But I did find my birth certificate at the D.M.V.