21 (drink) Lyrics - Singles - Philip Merrick

Chorus 

21, 21, drink, drink, drink! 

21, 21, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! 

What the hell else can you do when you're 21? 

21, 21, drink, drink, drink! 

Someone slipped a hit of E into my beer 

Now I don't know what I'm doing or where I am 

A girl across the room grins as she looks at my rear 

Plays with her wallet in her pocket as she thinks HOT DAMN! 

Chorus 

Bridge 

Need to work up courage, 

Wanna talk to her 

Need to work up courage 

Drink, drink, drink! 

Wanna talk to her 

Maybe get lucky 

But I'm not very smooth 

Drink, drink, drink! 

Twenty minutes later, I don't know how I feel 

But I can't lay here and think cause some guys want a beer run 

Heading for the car, I slip on a yellow peel 

Then I see a girl walk in the party dressed AS A NUN! 

Phil: 

Umm, somebody, anybody, could you please help? Guy, Guy come on could you please help. No, no, that's- Come on man, ow. My body hurts, I'm all achy. Come on, no, no, please help me! *sigh* I need a ride home, somebody? Anybody? Prof. Damage, where are you? Drummer? Anybody? Come on, come on, Eric, can you help me? No? Valery, anybody, Jupiter are you even here? Anybody, help. 

Guy d'Bro: 

Yeaa!! Allright! This party is fucking awesome! Right, raise the fucking roof! Come on, Phil, come party! No? What the hell is wrong with you? Come on, we only have parties like this, what, like, every, like once every year or so! Come on. Come party with us! God dammit, you're such a fucking lame-o! Come on, come on, Eric, come on with me. Come on and fucking party with me! Yea, you want the blunt? Yea, fuckin' let me smoke that shit! Allright, yea! This is awesome! Valery come on. Come on, hot stuff. Ok, fine fine, ok. 

Eric Johnson: 

Yeaaaa, ha ha, yea it is. This is a fucking awesome party. Ha, yea, come on. Ha, you weirdo, heh heh, look at him. Heh. Haaa. Mine hurts, too. But now it feels better. You want some, Guy? Here. Guy. Yea. Heheheheheh, the room's spinning, heh heh, it feels good, tho. Yea, marijuana. 

I walk back inside and see such a fine pearl 

And then her father's sitting at the card table 

I think I'll play him for the hand of his little girl 

Then, cruising down these Mississippi ROADS WE'LL BE ABLE! 

Final Chorus: 

21, 21, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! 

21, 21, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! 

WHAT THE HELL ELSE CAN YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE 21? 

21, 21, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! 

21, 21, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! 

21, 21, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! 

WHAT THE HELL ELSE CAN YOU DO 

WHEN YOU'RE 21 

WHEN YOU'RE 21 

WHEN YOU'RE 21 

WHAT THE HELL ELSE CAN YOU DO 

WHEN YOU'RE 21 

WHEN YOU'RE 21!!!