Christmas Grouch Lyrics - Singles - Philip Merrick

It's that time of year again 

Plenty of Christmas cards to send 

And the weather feels like twenty below 

Trudging through the snow to work we go. 

Chorus 

Christmas Grouch 

Christmas Grouch 

Yes, that's right I'm the 

Christmas Grouch 

Spend a lot of time chillin' in your dorm 

Nail a mistletoe to my common room's wall 

Maybe burn a fruitcake to stay warm 

Or a girl's kiss might warm me up 

Chorus 

Try and not get trampled buying gifts 

Get something nice for chums ya love 

Through movie bins you might need to sift 

But a sock gift we're all sick of 

Chorus 

Short Solo 

Ahh! I, I can't stay mad 

It's just, it's just, I love Christmas 

The family, the friends, and the food 

Peace on Earth, good will towards men 

And all that other crap 

To a certain degree, I have no problem adding to the Christmas Cheer 

I guess I'm no longer the 

Christmas Grouch 

Christmas Grouch 

I just really like this holiday 

You'll need new source of bitterness 

Christmas Grouch 

Christmas Grouch 

Don't get me wrong, this season does kinda suck