Bristol Hotel Lyrics - Bigger & Deffer - Ll Cool J

I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt 

You give her twenty dollars and you can do work 

She'll take food stamps and a traveler's cheque 

Because her hair and her face, and her life's a wreck 

She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps 

She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump 

She's a hot little momma and she works every day 

If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays 

She's at the 

(Bristol Hotel) 

Room 515 

(The Bristol Hotel) 

Where that at? 

(Jamaica, Queens) 

I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be 

Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee 

Every red light she'll come over to your ride 

Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside 

The Bristol Hotel 'cos it ain't no thing 

And her meat tastes better than Burger King 

Japanese executives in three-piece suits 

Glasses all foggy when they come in the place 

The girlies in the Bristol 

They're all in cahoots 

He fell asleep and got robbed 

And cold chumped his face at the 

(Bristol Hotel) 

Room 515 

(The Bristol Hotel) 

Where that at? 

(Jamaica, Queens) 

Party people check the story, 'cos the story is ill 

It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill 

They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night 

Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight 

The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool 

Never ever rush, that's the golden rule 

I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life 

A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife 

(Bristol Hotel) 

Room 515 

(The Bristol Hotel) 

Where that at? 

(Jamaica, Queens) 

You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind 

And if you know her good enough, she won't make you stand on line 

She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride 

Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died 

You say "What the heck", because you already paid 

Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS 

Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin' 

Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions 

At the 

(Bristol Hotel) 

Room 515 

(The Bristol Hotel) 

Where that at? 

(Jamaica, Queens) 

The Bristol Hotel 

The Bristol Hotel 

The Bristol Hotel 

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