My Rhyme Ain't Done Lyrics - Bigger & Deffer - Ll Cool J

The President woke and he called the Pope 

The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope 

P.S. the Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead 

So he can make a fresh painting of my head 

Then I hung out with a king and a queen 

And the queen put me down with her polo team 

The way I scored points all around the clock 

I had her daughter, the princess ridin' my jock 

I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard 

Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards 

The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades 

Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade 

Then I played cards with the queen of clubs 

The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love 

As for the queen of diamonds, she don't like men 

Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best friend 

The double-trouble spade was named the deuce 

And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news 

There was 52 cards, and I met everyone 

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 

Then I took a trip to the center of the earth 

I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first 

I met these funny little people, they called 'em skeezers 

So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer 

Tight leather pants that'll make you grunt 

Two nice soft things right up front 

The center of the earth ain't got no crime 

Just people bodyrockin' to the LL rhyme 

If you're kinda confused to what a skeezer is 

It's just a girl who's on my jock 'cause I'm in showbiz 

There was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone 

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 

Woke up late one afternoon 

Realized I was in the world of cartoons 

He-Man told me he'd beat me up 

Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck 

Then I hung out with Spiderman 

He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band 

The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums 

Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum 

Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone 

But Tom and Jerry both said he should leave it alone 

Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse 

He had two freaks, so we went to his house 

Mickey's freak was ugly but mine was deaf 

So I knocked it off until there wasn't none left 

They were cartoon characters, I met everyone 

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 

Since I'm a good friend of father time 

I'm not gettin' older as I say this rhyme 

I was warmin' the stove at the Alamo 

Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show 

I was down with George at the Delaware 

But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair 

Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull 

We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull 

Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest 

You thought it was tobacco the shit was cess 

There was a lotta great men, and I met everyone 

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 

11:33, I swear it's no sooner 

I went inside my TV, I met 'The Honeymooners' 

Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes 

But I had my eyes on Alice's behind 

Norton came down right about that time 

Lookin' in the fridge, so he could swine and dine 

Then I said to myself, I should give 'em a taste 

So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase 

Said, it ain't Bob Hope or Barry Manilow 

Then I borrowed Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol 

Ralph said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it" 

"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't even do it" 

They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone 

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 

'Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp 

Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part 

In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a monsoon 

Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon 

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, 'cause we got ill 

Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill 

I searched for other ways, made love in caves 

And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise 

Now I'm gonna tell you what all this means 

From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens 

There's a lyrical technician who came to play 

Number one b-boy LL Cool J 

All of this is just a story that I made up 

Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator's cuts 

Some of it's fiction, and some of it's fact 

Not another common rap with a heavy drum track 

A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote everyone 

That story is over, and my rhyme is done