Going Homo Lyrics - Dickies

I can't find a dame, they're always the same 

I'm going to shame my family name 'cause I'm going homo 

I always used to flirt, my feelings got hurt 

Now I'm going out with Kurt 'cause I'm going homo 

I'm going homo, what could I do? 

I wouldn't give me aids if I were you 

Going homo is the way to be when you're turning 

Going homo today 

With my eyes in my pocket, my nose on the ground 

People put me down 'cause I'm going homo 

I can't relate, I am what I ate 

My lifestyle's alternate 'cause I'm going homo 

I'm going homo, what could I do? 

I wanna talk about it on Donahue 

I'm going all the way to Miami 

Going homo today 

All of the questions I don't want to ask 

Why did God make men with nipples? Nipples on a man 

All of the girls I know they're butterballs 

They're all the same from the waist down 

When they're wearing their gowns 

I'm wise, I'm through with telling lies 

Hanging out with guys, I'm going homo 

And I'm still here, I'm parking in the rear 

All the girls are shedding tears 'cause I'm going homo 

I'm going homo, what could I say? 

We're living in Babylon today 

I'm going all the way to Miami 

Goin' homo today