I'm Kool Moe Dee Lyrics - Singles - Kool Moe Dee

What are you crazy? You know who I am 

Moe Dee, Yes, I'm the man 

I am the flyest, cleanest, baddest, meanest 

Rapper that walks the streets 

My rhymes are always on point 

Smooth as an ointment, I mitigate any beat 

I'll take you where I wanna go 

I sound slick when I kick it on a slow tempo 

And if you ask if there's someone better than Moe 

Like Luther Vandross, they'll say, Don't you know? 

Really, really, really don't you know? 

'Cause I'm a real rap warrior, Elite Astoria 

I'll take on 104 of ya 

Highest paid rappers if they put up the plucks 

And I'll prove that they're all ducks 

'Cause I don't care nothin' 'bout your money and gold 

Don't wanna hear about how many records you sold 

'Cause none of that don't mean nothin' to me 

'Cause I'm 'the greatest' but not Ali 

I'm Kool Moe Dee 

What are you senile, have you lost your mind? 

I'm the greatest rapper of all time 

If they had a rapper's hall of fame, bein' that it's all a game 

I might not be down, because some rappers got a name 

From screamin' and yellin' with hot records sellin' 

But your rhymes are smellin', that's why I'm tellin' 

You, when I go, homeboy, I'm gone 

'Cause I'm better but don't get me wrong 

There is no disrespect meant, my only intent 

Is to get some of that cold cash to spend 

Consider rappin' as a competitive sport 

And we're all enemies on the court 

But when the game is over I'll shake your hand 

Give ya a pound 'cause you're still my man 

But if you put both of us in front of a mic stand 

Homeboy, it's a new game plan 

'Cause I gotta disrespect ya, try to disconnect ya 

Break you down like a clown 'cause I'm an intellect, ya 

Bird brain rappers I call hip-happers 

Not hip-hoppers 'cause y'all just happen to 

Be on a mic so you can hear your voice 

But your rhymes is Dunkenheins, soft and moist 

Some rappers are too hard and others too soft 

But I'm perfect, I just go off 

Because I depict rappin' consummately 

'Cause I'm 'the greatest' but no Ali 

I'm Kool Moe Dee 

Don't piss me, I know you miss me 

So now you think I fell off? Don't diss me 

Just use some innovation and close your eyes 

And visualize us on the Enterprise 

And set all coordinates on the subordinate 

Rappers, beam 'em up, take their minds and broaden it 

Set 'em back to earth and watch the network 

Multiply by mega-millions, you witness a burst 

Of a new society, rappers with variety 

So much prestige, flair and notoriety 

Michael and Prince would seem like small figures 

It's hard to believe but think about it in figures 

I personify perfection and my mic is a tool 

I make another rapper feel small as a molecule 

There's no race, no contest, I'll never have to jostle 

They're small time, to them I am colossal 

I'm a gladiator with the image of a God 

I'm powerful but camouflaged 

Like Moses had the power to separate the sea 

I by the power invested in me 

Put words in rhythm, recite 'em as poem 

Put 'em on records to display 'em and show 'em 

To an entourage of fiends who are also loyal 

Who through their eyes are seeing me as the royal 

King that feed the hungry souls 

That starve for excitement [Incomprehensible] 

The Ice Man cometh, Kool Moe Dee 

The messiah is rated on a higher marquee 

I be a God, apex of the hip-hop cult 

I'm the leader rhyme breeder 

Yes, I am the ultimate idolized figure 

There's not a name bigger than Kool Moe Dee 

'Cause no one has the vigor that I possess 

And that's cause I really feel that I'm the best 

So I personify rap to the fullest, I totally perplex 

The majority of rappers and they turn out vexed 

The other competition because of my position 

I don't stop rockin' under no condition 

I rock non-stop but don't ever fatigue 

And many experts in the business are so intrigued 

That they begin to draw conclusion, some askin' questions 

Is it possible to rock by the power of suggestion? 

Well, that depends totally on the source of power 

And if it's your brain, the answer's of course ' 

Cause I'm a auto-hypnotic, reverse-psychotic 

That'll make you feel, if you want it I got it 

Every second you spend with me 

You know you feel that this is the place to be 

Because I depict rappin' consummately 

I'm 'the greatest', but not Ali 

I'm Kool Moe Dee 

I'm Kool Moe Dee 

I'm Kool Moe Dee