Dumb Dick Lyrics - Singles - Kool Moe Dee

(du-dumb) (dumb) 

(d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb) 

(du-dumb) (dumb) 

(d-d-d-dumb) (dumb) 

[ verse 1 ] 

Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say 

About a homeboy from back in the day 

His name was richard, some called him rick 

But if you knew him like me, you'd call him dick 

When we were growin up, we stuck with each other 

Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother 

We had a lotta fun when we were kids 

We always overlooked the dumb things he did 

But the fun was over when we got to high school 

Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool 

We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed 

One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed 

We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass 

Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last 

Girls was all he was thinkin about 

If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out 

When he did drop out, he felt no shame 

And if you ask me, he had the right name 

Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come 

That's why I call him dick, cause dick is dumb 

Dick 

(d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb) 

(dumb dick) 

(d-d-d-du-dumb) 

[ verse 2 ] 

He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive 

So he went out and got him a 9 to 5 

Although he was lazy, he had to work 

Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk 

As fast as he made it, his money was spent 

When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went 

He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" 

And it was no tellin what he would catch 

He was in the doctor's office almost every week 

He became so popular, everybody'd speak 

When he walked in they'd say (hi rick) 

And when he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick) 

Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice 

But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose 

He was in love with another girl every day 

And when we asked him why, he'd only say 

(I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun 

I need a lotta girls, can't have just one) 

I can understand that, but this is kind of insane 

Sometimes I wonder if his brain 

Was his... 

(d-d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb) 

(dumb dick) (2x) 

[ verse 3 ] 

He lost his girl when he lost his job 

So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob 

He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice 

And every day you'd hear his voice 

Sayin "jumbos! I got it good" 

But he never made the money that a hustler could 

Cause when he was standin out on the corner 

If a girl walked by, he was right up on her 

He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured 

To him his business was his pleasure 

A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact 

He changed his name to daddy mack 

The people on the streets he was workin for 

Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor 

And all his girls left, because they never cared 

The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share 

Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick 

And everybody wanna know what happened to dick 

Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum 

Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old dumb 

Dick