Go See The Doctor Lyrics - Singles - Kool Moe Dee

Three days later, go see the doctor... 

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat 

Clapping my hands and stomping my feet 

I saw a little lady so neet and petite 

So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet 

So I asked this lady could I take her out 

We could wine and dine and we could talk about 

The birds and the bees in my waterbed 

And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head 

We continued to talk, and before you knew it 

We were at my house and it was time to do it 

As soon as I finished, I lost my poise 

Ran outside and told all my boys 

I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it" 

They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?" 

The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her 

But three days later, go see the doctor 

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right 

She felt so good, hugged me so tight 

I said "Good night" 

Three days later... 

Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing 

Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing 

I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!" 

I'm a kill that girl next time I see her 

The madder I got, the more I reminice 

Why is my thing thing burning like this? 

Well I remember the first day I saw that girl 

I just couldn't wait to rock her world 

I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?" 

What have I done stuck my dick in? 

Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave 

Calls her Mrs. Microwave 

Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn 

The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned 

But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her 

But three days later, go see the doctor 

I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" 

He said "Turn around boy and take this shot" 

I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?" 

Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt 

He turned and said in a real deep voice 

"Have it your way, if that's your choice 

And I'll put it down if you want me to put it 

But don't blame me if it turns into a foot 

Extending from the middle of your body 

And the next time you see your cute hottie 

You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do 

Is just kick her, so go take karate" 

As I turned around to receive my injection 

I said "Next time I'll use some protection" 

If I see another girl and I get an erection 

I'm walking in the other direction 

Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance 

So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants 

And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her 

Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor