Totally Committed Lyrics - Singles - Jeff Foxworthy

Rule number one, if she ain't happy 

You ain't happy 

And if she ain't happy long enough 

You're gonna be unhappy with half your stuff 

Early on in our marriage 

When we'd be in the same room for a half hour 

And she wouldn't say a word to me 

I would make the mistake of looking at her and go, "What's wrong?" 

Hoping it was something other than me 

Now I have learned 

If we're in the same room for a half hour 

And she doesn't say a word to me, it's me 

Now I just go up to her and go, "Baby I realize I have done or said Something stupid and insensitive and while I don't yet know 

What it is, I would like a chance to go up to my room 

And think about it for a little while" 

This game's been played for centuries 

Ever since Adam fell for Eve 

The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be 

Just like me, totally committed 

I've learned early on in our relationship 

That women are complicated creatures 

Once I had accepted that 

It made a lot of things easier for me 

But I have found that 

Because women are complicated 

They like to think men are complicated too 

You ever hear a group of women talking to each other 

"Ooo, I wish I knew, what he was really thinking" 

Ladies I will tell you, what we're really thinking 

We're really thinking, I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked 

That's all we're thinking 

You go to a nursing home and see a ninety year old man 

Going down the hall on a walker 

That's what he's thinking 

I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked 

This game's been played for centuries 

Ooh, not that, not that, not that 

The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be 

Just like me, totally committed 

And I do believe women understand men 

Better than men understand women, don't you? 

Think about that, how often do you see a man stomp out of a room 

Crying and have a woman goin', "What, what'd I say? Come back" 

And I do think men would take advice about relationships 

But we're not gonna sit down and read magazines about it 

You got to feed it to us in a way we're we'd accept it 

Sneak it into the play by play of a baseball game 

And there's strike three Greg Maddux really looking good today 

Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time 

You woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you 

Hey baby, have I told you lately, you are as pretty as Greg Maddux? 

This game's been played for centuries 

Ever since Adam fell for Eve 

The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be 

Just like me 

I keep telling you I'm totally committed 

Now repeat after me, totally committed 

Now baby what I meant to say is 

When you're naked you are prettier than Greg Maddux 

You really are 

I'm going up to my room