Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics - Singles - Jeff Foxworthy

Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMart 

Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas 

Well you cleaned up, whatcha get? 

5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires 

3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs 

And some parts to a Mustang GT 

You got gypped, there's 12 days to Christmas! 

I know that, I got it covered! 

Look over there in the corner! That's yours too? 

Yeah! 

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets 

Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation 

8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman 

6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts 

4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells 

2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT 

Man, these ain't normal Christmas presents! 

No, they're Redneck Gifts! Redneck gifts? 

Yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' lures 

Or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells 

Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker 

Is something you did off the high dive 

Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights 

Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus! 

What's wrong with that? 

I didn't say anything's wrong with it, it's hard to beat 

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets 

Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation 

8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman 

6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts 

4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells 

2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT 

Well, you know, you can't really consider it a Christmas 

Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma 

You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear 

That's where the 9 years probation comes in 

I'm gonna do it for you again, now listen 

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets 

Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation 

8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman 

6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts 

4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells 

2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT 

Are you cryin'? 

No, just my allergies 

Happy Holidays everybody!