Redneck Games Lyrics - Singles - Jeff Foxworthy

Greetings yall 

And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations 

Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them 

For the butt whopping they are about to receive 

The Olympics in Georgia 

God you know were gonna screw that up 

I guarantee you 

When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony 

There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns 

And we will not have a flame 

That big without a pig on it, I guarantee 

Some fat guy going 

Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there 

They ain't got no hand rail be careful" 

Of all the games that the rednecks play 

Theres some crazy events 

If you know about the redneck ways 

Then it makes perfect sense 

Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together 

See thats my fear, theyre gonna get the list of events 

They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be 

Like for fencing, theyll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal 

There probably have to cancel water polo after 

The first two or three horses drown 

I tell you instead of discus throwing 

Theyll be flinging Ford hubcaps 

You cant blame them for the way they are 

But you can sit back and grin 

'Cause theyll do something thats so bizarre 

Youll want to see it again 

If you could ever get into their minds 

Theres no telling what you might find 

They just do things in a different way 

All the games that the rednecks play 

And you know they havent even thought about it 

But the river theyre having the kayak races 

On is the same river they filmed deliverance at 

That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it? 

'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down 

That thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance 

Be prepared to watch the wildest show 

Making her out in the line 

You may not see them bringing home the gold 

But theyll sure make mama proud 

If you could ever get inside their minds 

Theres no telling what you might find 

They just do things in a different way 

All the games that the rednecks play 

Hey Ed, I got a white one