Plaistow Patricia Lyrics - The Complete Studio Albums Collection - Ian Dury

Arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks 

Aerosol, the bricks 

A lawless brat from a council flat - oh, oh 

A little bit of this and a little bit of that - oh, oh 

Dirty tricks 

From the Mile End Road 

To the match-stick Beacontree 

Pulling strokes and taking liberties 

She liked it best when she went up west - oh, oh 

You can go to hell with your 'well, well, well' - oh, oh 

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Who said good things always come in threes? 

Reds and yellows, purples, blues and greens 

She turned the corner before she turned fifteen 

She got into a mess on the NHS - oh, oh 

It runs down your arms and settles in your palms - oh, oh 

Keep your eyeballs white and keep your needle clean 

Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia 

Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia 

Her tits had dropped, her arse was getting spread 

She lost some teeth, she nearly lost the thread 

She did some smack with a Chinese chap - oh, oh, oh 

An affair began with Charlie Chan - oh, oh 

Well, that was just before she really lost her head 

Now she owns a showroom down the Mile End Road 

And her outer garments are the latest mode 

There's a Siamese cat in the council flat - oh, oh 

The finest grains for my lady's veins - oh, oh 

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And when it gets out of order, she goes away for a bit 

Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia 

Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia 

Plaistow Patricia, Plaistow Patricia 

Ohh, go on, girl