Blockheads Lyrics - The Complete Studio Albums Collection - Ian Dury

You must have seen parties of Blockheads 

With blotched and lagered skin 

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth 

What a horrible state they're in 

They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests 

Shoes like dead pigs' noses 

Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers 

A mouth what never closes 

You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams 

Dressed up after work 

Who screw their poor old Eileens 

Get sloshed, and go berserk 

Rotary accessory watches 

Hire-purchase signet rings 

A beauty to the bully boys 

No lonely vestige clings 

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Why bother at all about Blockheads? 

Why shouldn't they do as they please? 

You know if it came to a brainy game 

You could baffle a Blockhead with ease 

How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole? 

Or pissing in your swimming pool? 

Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire 

Black and orange cars 

Premature ejaculation drivers 

Their soft-top's got roll-bars 

"Fill her up," they say the Blockheads 

"Go on, stick it where it hurts!" 

Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance 

Their ghastly patterned shirts 

Why bother at all about Blockheads? 

Superior as you are 

You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind 

A Blockhead can't think very far 

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Imagine finding one in your laundry basket 

Banging nails in your big black dog 

Why bother at all about Blockheads? 

Why should you care what they do? 

'Cos after all is said and done 

You're all Blockheads too! 

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