Your Mothers Got A Penis Lyrics - Greatest Hits - Goldie Lookin Chain

That's right you know what I'm saying 

Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying 

It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke 

Summit funny to say when I was havin' a smoke 

I first heard off this bloke there's fuckin' rumor going 'round 

Your mothers reputation is not sound she's saving up her penny's 

To make them into pounds to have an operation swap her gender round 

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to your mother got a beard 

Sandles and a penis too it don't look right see when she's walking 

Down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat, I said 

Your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

That's right your mother's got a penis 

In Internet rooms or computer main frames there's lots of females 

Bite your mothers blue veins not the ones in her legs 

Or the backs of her arms but the ones remember she hid in the gown 

She walks around proud with her short dress on which sometimes 

Exposes the tip of her dong often it's dripping and sometimes it's dry 

No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye 

I thought I had to tell you and I put it in a letter but I thought 

Fuck that a song is much better the only way to do it 

To really let you know I can prove it cos' I gave it a blow 

It was purly accidental cos' she got me really drunk 

And she made me kiss her elephant trunk you know why? 

That's right your mothers got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

That's right your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

That's right your mother's got a penis 

When she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne 

I just see her pissing standing up again it don't make no sense 

When you see hidden here and there she got a cock and balls 

With real pubic hair with a single eye that sometimes weeves 

Since she's lyin' on her bed then she rubs it on the sheets 

Saw her rub against the door or the back of your neck 

If your mother's around then you make her double check 

I hate to tell you with all due respect take your mother 

To the doctors cos' her front bum's recked you know why? 

Your mother's got a penis 

(Come on Wembly) 

Your mother's got a penis 

(Your mother's got a penis) 

Your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

(Put your hands in the air Wembly) 

Your mother's got a penis 

That's right your mother's got a penis 

Your mother's got a penis 

(Yeah!) 

Your mother's got a penis 

(Wembly arena!) 

Your mother's got a penis 

(I can feel the electricity! Come on!) 

Your mother's got a penis 

That's right your mother's got a penis 

For the 18th week running, the UK Rap group 

The GLC hold the number one position of the U.S billboard chart 

With another smash hit, 'Your mother's got a penis' 

Come here boys, have you never seen a woman with a cock before? 

Come here, come on look at it bouncing up and down 

I'll stick it in you come here, a woman with a cock tiny 

Yeah, it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis