The Maggot Lyrics - Greatest Hits - Goldie Lookin Chain

Space man blow up 

Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan 

Turfin' out your pockets like a Christian burns a pagan 

Drippin' with charm, style and panache 

He'll leave you sore like a venereal rash 

They tried to catch him, he says, time to dash 

He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash 

He's a bastard but he's always lookin' flash 

With his shoes like Dick Turpin across his waist he wears a sash 

Sportin' top hat with a pocket watch too 

With the tallest member of the Goldie lookin' crew 

Watch out, if he's there when you're pissed 

He learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist 

Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list 

Sellin' sexy DVD's of a Willy being kissed 

Stealin' pensions on the old and infirm 

Made a fortune sellin' doctors fake sperm 

Like Charles Dickens there's a lesson to be learned 

Beware, the maggot 'cos the worm has turned 

All of the youth shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall 

Just like Jack, the Ripper he'll do you up a kipper 

He's like a highway man holdin' up a Newport nipper 

He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes or I TV's Taggart 

I'm dapper refined and they call me the maggot 

Turn your back and your pocket he will pick 

His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped 

Like a chameleon, I'm the master thief 

Usin' a disguise dressed like Penelope Keith 

You gotta smoke a reefer or two 

You gotta smoke a reefer or two 

You gotta smoke a reefer or two 

You gotta smoke a reefer or two 

I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole 

To takin' belongings in my ultimate goal 

I'll take your China and your silver and your soul 

By darkness and night I shimmy up the drain-pipe 

The maggot, the maggot, that's who I am 

Don't ever trust me, always doin' a scam 

I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram 

I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham 

Gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty 

He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry 

Like Sherlock Holmes bummin' Watson, it's elementary 

He's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century 

A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue 

Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue 

He's got the strength of ten like a maniac 

And I'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack 

Here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off 

Here he comes, he's a money grabbin' bastard from Newport 

I'm maggot with the GLC big shout to all the Valleys 

Free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger 

Big up to Dipper Nan Merthyr Connection 

Postman Port big shout out to Postman Port 

And Mark, runnin' the bar, always sorts it big up Hafodrynys hotel 

Big up to Pontllanfraith crew also the west end crew Abercarn 

Did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing, big wheel up, big wheel up 

All the bus routes, X-15, 53, big respect 

Red and white [Incomprehensible] at cross keys 

And their rivals Glynn Williams 

Respect to you all say, all those that know fake Elvis 

On their [Incomprehensible], Maggot signin' out, 2000 plus 3 

Every man do his ting a little bit different