Half Man Half Machine Lyrics - Greatest Hits - Goldie Lookin Chain

Benatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore 

ZX-81, Donkey Kong, fucking high score 

Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more 

Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw 

Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest 

And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest 

Walking down the street, my next door neighbors not impressed 

I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest 

Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop 

He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks 

We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped 

The man robot myth starts to escalate 

He tries to sell himself standing in Curry's 

But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry 

He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob 

And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob 

Half man, half machine 

What does it mean? 

What does it mean? 

Half man, half machine 

What does it mean? 

What does it mean? 

Being a robot in my digital domain 

Enter my world, feel my pain 

I'm not like other people you might see or you might know 

I made love to a BBC micro 

Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot 

I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot 

Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice 

And fucking Lara Croft 

I built a lab, secret in my loft 

And built a special costume that would help me to jack off 

I sat there in front of the screen 

For many years, this had been my wet dream 

Now I've reached it, I'm finally there 

Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare 

So alone, when people stop and stare 

Like C3PO but with pubes and hair 

Robot Love 

Robot 

Robotic break dancing 

Robot 

The doctors found a nut 

They said he was an head case 

'Cos he sticks silver and cans on his face 

Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge 

And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage 

I am a robot 

My prime directive is to's go to's the shops 

And buy's ten fags 

Do's you's compute? 

He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops 

A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop 

If your ask him then he'll do a body pop 

Like Terminator, yeah he just won't stop 

Put electrical cable down through the eye of his cock 

Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock 

The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain 

Watching Terminator over again and again 

Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man 

Get him fucking, fucking get him down man 

Inject him man, get him down 

He's fucking nuts man and he's losing it 

Help me man, just get him fucking 

Half man, half machine 

What does it mean? 

What does it mean? 

Half man, half machine 

What does it mean? 

What does it mean? 

Half man, half machine 

What does it mean? 

What does it mean? 

Half man, half machine 

What does it mean? 

What does it mean?