Vaseline Bizniz Lyrics - Freak Kitchen - Freak Kitchen

God, I have to know 

Is it really true? 

I refuse to believe in 

The stuff they write about you 

You always look real depressive 

But that's what makes you cute 

Say it ain't so, say it ain't so 

Have you become a fruit? 

Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales 

Vaseline bizniz, you know it never fails 

Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting 

When you're too pissed to dance and too high to sing 

My teenage dream is fucked 

Although you don't know 

While I plan for our marriage 

You find some handsome guy to blow 

Then you speak about it frankly 

In an in-depth interview 

And I slip into denial 

'Cos I know it isn't true 

Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales 

Vaseline bizniz, you it never fails 

Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting 

When you're too pissed to dance and you're too stoned to sing 

Yeah, I had a bad time 

My heart was torn in two 

Burned all my posters 

Thought I'd never make it through 

But I worship another boy-group now 

Everybody else sucks! 

I even got their autographs 

Take that, you backstreet cocks!